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Joke Topic - 'Eyesore'


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"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"


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Fish

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!
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Garlic

Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
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Candles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
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Restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Stupid

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.
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Cannibals

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
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Government

The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.

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