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Joke Topic - 'Eyesore'


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"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"


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Ghosts

What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.
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Politics

The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
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Marriage

Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Mother

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
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Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
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Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.

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