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Joke Topic - 'Eyesore'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Eyesore'.


"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"

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Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!


Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
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Who's there?
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.


He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.


John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.


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The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.

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