Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Teenagers
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
Soccer
What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
Monopoly
How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
Blondes
Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
Yodel
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Office
"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
Trumpets
What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
Blondes
What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.