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Joke Topic - 'Eyesight'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Eyesight'.

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What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.


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Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
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Snooker

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.
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Aliens

"And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)
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Aunties

How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.
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Thought

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
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A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?

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