Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Happy Meal
He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
Snooker
Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
Cannibals
What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
A Bad Idea
Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.
Aliens
"And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)
Aunties
How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.
Thought
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
A Married Man
A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
Idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?