Joke Topic - 'Eyes' - 7 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 7 jokes on the topic - 'Eyes'.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.

Eye drops off the shelf

George: My girlfriend has a beautiful pair of eyes; her skin has the glow of a peach, her cheeks are like apples, and her lips are like cherries.
Fred: Sounds more like a fruit salad to me.

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.