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Joke Topic - 'Eye'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Eye'.


Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through


What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.


What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.


What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.


What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.


Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.

Ice Cream

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!


What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.


My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.

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