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Joke Topic - 'Eye'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Eye'.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


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Patient

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through
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Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
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Football

What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Coffeemaker

What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.
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Lazy

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
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Ice Cream

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
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Teeth

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Dishwasher

My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.

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