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Joke Topic - 'Eye'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Eye'.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Cemetery

Filming in cemetery angers residents
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Bee

Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!
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Diplomacy

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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Work

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Helicopter

What is red, wobbly and flies?
A jellycopter.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
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Hoarse

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.
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Split

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.

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