Joke Topic - 'Eye'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Eye'.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Marriage

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.

A man's house is his hassle.

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

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