Joke Topic - 'Eye'

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.

Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.

Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."

Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!