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Joke Topic - 'Expired'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Expired'.

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Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.


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Men

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
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Parties

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
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Teddy Bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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Politicians

Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.
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Promises

What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.
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Stupid

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!

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