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Joke Topic - 'Expired'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Expired'.

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Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.


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Horses

Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.
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Wolf

Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.
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Reward

The reward for a job well done: more work.
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Success

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
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Soar

It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.
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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Banana

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Cats

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

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