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Joke Topic - 'Expired'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Expired'.

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Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.


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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Crawling

They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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Nut

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
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Angry

Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Horses

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.

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