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Joke Topic - 'Expiration'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Expiration'.


Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

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Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.


Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.


Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.


What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.


How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.


How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".


What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.


What did the nut say when it sneezed?

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