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Joke Topic - 'Expiration'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Expiration'.

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Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?


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Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
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Blondes

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.
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Fish

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
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Crazy

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Tiger

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.
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Nut

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!

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