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Joke Topic - 'Expiration'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Expiration'.


Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

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My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.


Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.


Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?

A Stage

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?


Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.

Time Travel

There's no future in time travel


The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.


Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!


Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.

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