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Joke Topic - 'Expiration'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Expiration'.
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Quasimodo
Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
To iron his shirts.
Cattle
What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
Laughing stock.
Knock Knock
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
Fishing
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
Peanut Butter
What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
Dog
Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
To try and find a barking space.
Skunks
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
It raises a stink!
Sheep
Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
The farmer is always fleecing them.
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