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Joke Topic - 'Expiration'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Expiration'.

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Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?


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Wife

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Teachers

Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?
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A Stage

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
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Time Travel

There's no future in time travel
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Politicians

The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
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Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.

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