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Joke Topic - 'Expiration'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Expiration'.


Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

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Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.


What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.


The worst day fishing is better than the best day working


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.

Peanut Butter

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!


Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.


What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!


Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.

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