Joke Topic - 'Experts' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Experts'.

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline

Something Went Wrong in Jet Plane Crash, Expert Says

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Does your pet bird ever wonder why you're sitting there, staring at the carpeting, when you're reading the newspaper?

Notice: This notice is not worth noticing, as you will discover if you notice it.

Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?

Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.

Since most men are better at seeing than thinking, most women prefer being beautiful rather than intelligent.

Why did the human cannonball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.

If at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.