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Joke Topic - 'Expensive'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Expensive'.


George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.

Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

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Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.


Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.


My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...


Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.


Crime is merely politics without the excuses.


What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"


Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.


Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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