Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - E / Joke Topic - Expensive - 1

Joke Topic - 'Expensive'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Expensive'.

$text4

George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
$text4

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
$text4

Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"
$text4

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
$text4

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Exams

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.
$text4

Car

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
$text4

Girlfriends

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
$text4

Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
$text4

Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
$text4

Politicians

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
$text4

Cookies

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
$text4

Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.
$text4

Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

This is page 1 of 1