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Joke Topic - 'Expensive'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Expensive'.

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George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
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I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
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Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"
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Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
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Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?


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Frozen

What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
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Cats

Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!
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A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
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Chef

What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.

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