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Joke Topic - 'Expensive' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Expensive'.

George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
I dined at an incredibly pricey restaurant where the menu had small faces with varied looks of dread rather than prices.
Walking into a lawyer's office, a man asked his rates. 'Fifty dollars for three questions,' the lawyer stated.
' Isn't that expensive?' the man asked?'
'Yes,' replied the lawyer. 'What's your third question?'
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

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Umbrellas.

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