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Joke Topic - 'Expensive'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Expensive'.


George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.

Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

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Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".


How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.


Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.


How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.


What do you call two ghosts who repeatedly press your doorbell?
Dead ringers.


What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.


He who laughs last is probably your boss.


What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.

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