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Joke Topic - 'Expensive'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Expensive'.


George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.

Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

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What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.


What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.


Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.


Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!

A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.


What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!


Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.

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