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Joke Topic - 'Expensive'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Expensive'.

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George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
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I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
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Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"
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Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
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Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".
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Barbers

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
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Ghosts

What do you call two ghosts who repeatedly press your doorbell?
Dead ringers.
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Zebras

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.
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Laughs

He who laughs last is probably your boss.
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Kangaroos

What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.

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