Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Imagine
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Nostalgia
Nostalgia is a thing of the past
Toads
What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Accidents
Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose
Deer
What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
Blondes
What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
Work
Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!