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Joke Topic - 'Exorcists'


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Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.


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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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A Bad Stomach

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
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Credit Cards

Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
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The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.
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Politicians

Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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Shoes

What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
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Budgie

What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.

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