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Joke Topic - 'Exercise'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Exercise'.

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Joan: I'm on a new diet and exercise program. Every morning after breakfast I go horseback riding.
Amy: Is it working?
Joan: Sort of, so far the horse has lost ten pounds.
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Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!


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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Pig

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Birds

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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Sleepwalking

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
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Insomniac

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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