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Joke Topic - 'Exercise'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Exercise'.


Joan: I'm on a new diet and exercise program. Every morning after breakfast I go horseback riding.
Amy: Is it working?
Joan: Sort of, so far the horse has lost ten pounds.

Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!

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