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Joke Topic - 'Exercise' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Exercise'.
Joan: I'm on a new diet and exercise program. Every morning after breakfast, I go horseback riding.
Amy: Is it working?
Joan: Sort of. So far, the horse has lost ten pounds.
Amy: Is it working?
Joan: Sort of. So far, the horse has lost ten pounds.
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
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