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Joke Topic - 'Exercise'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Exercise'.

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Joan: I'm on a new diet and exercise program. Every morning after breakfast I go horseback riding.
Amy: Is it working?
Joan: Sort of, so far the horse has lost ten pounds.
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Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!


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Horses

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Ship

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Crash

NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.
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Dogs

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
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Ancestors

Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Work

Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
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Marry

Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.

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