Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Zombies
Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
Pig
Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
Blondes
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Skeletons
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Birds
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Sleepwalking
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.
Cows
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Succeed
If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
Insomniac
What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.