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Joke Topic - 'Exercise'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Exercise'.

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Joan: I'm on a new diet and exercise program. Every morning after breakfast I go horseback riding.
Amy: Is it working?
Joan: Sort of, so far the horse has lost ten pounds.
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Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!


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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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Boyfriends

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.
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Lawyers

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Mother-in-law

I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
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Best Behavior

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.
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Argue

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
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Ticks

What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!

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