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Joke Topic - 'Exercise'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Exercise'.

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Joan: I'm on a new diet and exercise program. Every morning after breakfast I go horseback riding.
Amy: Is it working?
Joan: Sort of, so far the horse has lost ten pounds.
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Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!


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Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Buried At Sea

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
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Elephant

What should you do if you see a blue elephant?
Try to cheer it up.
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Justice

Justice - a decision in your favor.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Pigs

Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!

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