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Joke Topic - 'Exercise'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Exercise'.


Joan: I'm on a new diet and exercise program. Every morning after breakfast I go horseback riding.
Amy: Is it working?
Joan: Sort of, so far the horse has lost ten pounds.

Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!

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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
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Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.


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Justice - a decision in your favor.


Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!

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