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Joke Topic - 'Executives'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Executives'.

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How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.


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Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
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Hen

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
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Cucumbers

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
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Mouse

How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
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People

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Sneeze

What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.
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Musicians

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Spell

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.

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