Cricket
Patient: Doctor, you must help me; I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
Pilots
Why did the pilot visit the psychiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
Cats
What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
Vacations
His mind is on vacation, but his mouth is working overtime.
Christmas
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
Cats
What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
Schools
Teacher: Today, I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Cannibals
What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.