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Joke Topic - 'Executives'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Executives'.

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How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.


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Favorite

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
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A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
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Butcher

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
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Golf

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
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Whales

Save the whales - collect the whole set
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Management

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
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Roads

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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Fell

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
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Commentator

Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.

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