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Joke Topic - 'Executives'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Executives'.

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How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.


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Mudpack

John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
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Alphabet Soup

Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.
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Rome

How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!
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Sleep

Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.
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Medication

Is it time for your medication or mine?
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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
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Bananas

What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
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Prison

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.

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