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Joke Topic - 'Executive'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Executive'.


A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.

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Really? And how do you feel about that?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.


What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.


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