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Joke Topic - 'Executive'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Executive'.

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A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
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He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.


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Dieting

Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
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Chauffeur

Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'
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Hippy

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
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Marriage

Harry: My wife speaks through her nose?
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
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Christmas

What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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King

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

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