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Joke Topic - 'Executive'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Executive'.


A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.

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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.


My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.


Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'


What do you call a hippy's wife?


Harry: My wife speaks through her nose?
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.


What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.


Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

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