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Joke Topic - 'Executive'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Executive'.

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A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
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He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.


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Policemen

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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Trees

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
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Scottish

How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
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Potato

What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.
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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
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A Great Time

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
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Kangaroos

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.
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Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.

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