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Joke Topic - 'Exchange'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Exchange'.

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A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'


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Monkeys

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
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Mummy

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
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Lady

"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"
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Lawyers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
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Blondes

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

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