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Joke Topic - 'Exchange'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Exchange'.

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A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Skeletons

How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
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Bananas

Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Armageddon

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of this place.
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Holidays

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Mistake

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
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Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.

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