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Joke Topic - 'Exchange'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Exchange'.

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A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'


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Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
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Cops

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
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Football

What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!
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Fish

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!
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Sheep

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
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Skiers

Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
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TV

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

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