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Joke Topic - 'Exchange'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Exchange'.

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A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'


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Sherlock Holmes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
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Monkeys

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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Cats

What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?
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Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
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Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.

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