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Joke Topic - 'Exchange'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Exchange'.


A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'

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A: For throwing out the W's.

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