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Joke Topic - 'Exchange'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Exchange'.
A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
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I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Coffee
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Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
Houses
A man's house is his hassle.
Polar Bear
What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
A gummy bear.
Threatening
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Shopping
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
Eggs
Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.
They would crack each other up.
The Police
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Doctor
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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