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Joke Topic - 'Exams' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Exams'.

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.

Pupil: 'Excuse me, Sir, but I don't think I deserve a mark of zero for this exam paper.'
Teacher: 'Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give.'

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

Cats

Cats flattened while you watch.

Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.

Car Drivers

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.

Schools

What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.

Fools

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

Fathers

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!

Boxers

This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'

Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.