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Joke Topic - 'Evidence'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Evidence'.

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


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Rabbits

Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
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Cows

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
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Football

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
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Zombies

What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
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Kangaroos

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.
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Zebras

Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
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Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
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Mother

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.

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