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Joke Topic - 'Evidence'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Evidence'.

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


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Politicians

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
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King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.
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Business

Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
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Vampires

Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
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Antiques

Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
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Holidays

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.

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