Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Soup
Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
Light Bulbs
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
Programmers
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
Astronauts
Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
Cars
You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
Incompetence
Work is accomplished by those employees who
have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Pilot
Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
Fireflies
How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'