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Joke Topic - 'Even'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Even'.

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How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.


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Doctors

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
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Dogs

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
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Idiot

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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Lizards

Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
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Pianos

Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.
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Salad

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Computers

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.

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