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Joke Topic - 'Even'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Even'.

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How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.


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School

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
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Boxer

Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
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Teenagers

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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Married

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
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Politicians

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
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Insanity

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children
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Window Shopping

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
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Husband

Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.

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