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Joke Topic - 'Even'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Even'.

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How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.


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Tougher

State Legislators Want Tougher Death Penalty
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Biscuits

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
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Parrots

What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.
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Clocks

Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
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Dogs

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
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Work

Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.

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