Here are some randomly selected joke topics
A Rooster
What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
Scotsman
What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.
Roads
What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
Business
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
Fish
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
Computers
I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.
Zebra
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
Praying
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
Ducks
What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.