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Joke Topic - 'Entertainment'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Entertainment'.

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What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!


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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Skiers

Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
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Mumble

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
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A Bakery

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
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Horn

Honk your horn if you hate noise pollution.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Mother

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.
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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
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Alcohol

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it

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