Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Politicians
Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
Keys
What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
In Charge
A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.
Salary
You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
Bee
Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
Cars
Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
Skunk
Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
Pirates
Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
Politicians
Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.