Joke Topic - 'Enjoy'

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'

Hypochondriacs make me sick

Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."