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Joke Topic - 'Enjoy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Enjoy'.

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Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!


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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
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Newspaper

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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Kitten

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.
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Sleeping

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
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Trousers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.

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