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Joke Topic - 'Englishmen'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Englishmen'.


How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!

New York

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.


Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.


Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.

A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.

Punk Rockers

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.


Death is hereditary

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