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Joke Topic - 'Englishmen'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Englishmen'.
How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.
What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.
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Blondes
Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Breed
What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
A laboratory retriever.
Cannibals
"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
Cricket
Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.
She was completely bowled over by him.
Bananas
Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Ghosts
Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
Girlfriends
Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
Marriage
Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
Cats
Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
The Canary Islands.
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