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Joke Topic - 'Englishmen'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Englishmen'.

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How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.


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Lawyers

Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.
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Witches

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.
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Water

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
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Medication

Is it time for your medication or mine?
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.
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In Charge

A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
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Cry

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
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Bees

What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.

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