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Joke Topic - 'Englishmen'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Englishmen'.


How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

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Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!

King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!

A Locomotive

What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.


My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.


He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.


What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.


Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.

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