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Joke Topic - 'Englishmen'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Englishmen'.

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How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.


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Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
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Mediocre

Only the mediocre are always at their best
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Jugglers

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
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Chosen

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie are called but few are chosen.
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Angel

What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!
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Apartments

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
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Cats

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
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American

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.

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