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Joke Topic - 'Englishmen'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Englishmen'.

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How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.


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Soccer

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
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King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
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A Locomotive

What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.
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Dogs

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Scarf

What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.

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