People
Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
Teachers
School children march over new teachers
Rabbits
What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
Rabbits
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
Computers
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Laughter
What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
Computers
What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine with a bark worse than its byte.
Ships
What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
Overweight
What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.