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Joke Topic - 'Engaged' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Engaged'.

Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist, 'I'd like a room, please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
There was a conman who managed to get engaged to two women at the same time: one named Edith in California and the other named Kate in Texas. Unfortunately for the rascal, the two girls met at a beauty contest, discovered the truth, and confronted him with the following admonition: 'You can't have your Kate and Edith, too.'

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