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Joke Topic - 'Encyclopedia'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Encyclopedia'.


I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.

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Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!

Solar Panels

His solar panels are pointing at the moon.


What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.


How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...

This Morning

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.


I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.

Mother Nature

When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.


How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.


Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.

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