Joke Topic - 'Encyclopedia'

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!

His solar panels are pointing at the moon.

What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.

I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.

When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.

Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.