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Joke Topic - 'Encyclopedia'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Encyclopedia'.

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I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.


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Bees

How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
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Students

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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Water

Save water - dilute it
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Send

When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.
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Psychics

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
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Chicken

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
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Robbers

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?

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