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Joke Topic - 'Employee'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Employee'.

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Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.


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Scottish

How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Rabbits

Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?
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The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.
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Cricket

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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The Biggest Handicap

What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.
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Difficult

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
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Blondes

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.

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