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Joke Topic - 'Employee'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Employee'.


Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.

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Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
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How does an overweight ghost slim down?
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Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.


Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.


Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.


What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.

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