Joke Topic - 'Employee'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Employee'.

Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.

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Politics

What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.

What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?

Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.

Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.

What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.

GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.

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