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Joke Topic - 'Employee'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Employee'.

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Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.


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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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A Musician

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
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Roman

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
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Ghosts

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
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Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
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Police

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Music

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.

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