Joke Topic - 'Embarrassing' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Embarrassing'.

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.

Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

What do a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.

Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.

Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.

Why was the baby firefly awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.

What do Paddington Bear and Winnie The Pooh pack when they go on vacation?
The bear essentials.