Dracula
What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Teeth
Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
Teachers
School children march over new teachers
Polar Bears
What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
Aliens
What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
Soap
Who steals soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
Dentists
What does a dentist call x-rays?
toothpics.
Pigs
Pigs might fly, but this one drives
Father Christmas
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.