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Joke Topic - 'Elves'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Elves'.

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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
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Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
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Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
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Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.


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Married

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
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Hen

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
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Book

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.
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Puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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Fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
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Bed

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Executives

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.

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