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Joke Topic - 'Elephants' - Page 3 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Elephants'.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
Earthquakes in Australia.
What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
He calls the toe truck.
What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
An elephant with a machine gun.
What is grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
A get wellephant.
What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
Cinderelephant.
What is red and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
An embarrassed elephant.
What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.
A mumbo-jumbo.
What should you do if you see a blue elephant?
Try to cheer it up.
Try to cheer it up.
What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room.
A lot of room.
Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
They'd be aspirins if they were small, white and smooth.
They'd be aspirins if they were small, white and smooth.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Because they have a lot of grey matter.