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This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Elephants'.
My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant that Won't talk to me.'
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'
My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant who's so sulky he just sits in a comer and mutters to himself. What shall I call him?'
The vet said, 'How about mumbo jumbo.'
The vet said, 'How about mumbo jumbo.'
These two elephants were arguing over who should go in the swimming pool first. I said, 'Why don't you both go in at the same time?'
They said, 'We can't. We've only got one pair of trunks between us.'
They said, 'We can't. We've only got one pair of trunks between us.'
What are the largest ants in the world?
Elephants.
Elephants.
What carol do elephants like to sing at Christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
'Here come the elephants!
What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
Dumbo.
What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
An irrelephant.
What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries its own trunk.
Something that carries its own trunk.
What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
Great big holes in your garden.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
Very nervous mice.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
A pair of swimming trunks.