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Joke Topic - 'Electricity'


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My dad said to me, 'Son, today I fought off the powers of darkness.'
I said, 'How did you do that?'
He said, 'I paid the electricity bill.'


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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
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Lawyers

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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Parrots

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
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A Keyhole

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
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Wife

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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Thieves

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

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