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Joke Topic - 'Electric'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Electric'.

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Did you hear about the man who had a new bath fitted in his house?
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."


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Cookies

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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Gone Forever

"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
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Horses

What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.
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Cafeteria

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?
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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Cows

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.

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