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Joke Topic - 'Electric'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Electric'.
Did you hear about the man who had a new bath fitted in his house?
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
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