Joke Topic - 'Elected' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Elected'.

A little girl asked her father, 'Do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.

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The worst day fishing is better than the best day working

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'm unable to feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.

We call our dog Egypt because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.