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Joke Topic - 'Elected' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Elected'.

A little girl asked her father, 'Do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.
The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working

Scotsmen

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.

Pianos

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!

Television

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'm unable to feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.

Baseball

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.

Dogs

We call our dog Egypt because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.

Strawberries

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'

Doctors

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.
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