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Joke Topic - 'Elected'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Elected'.


A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.


Old dieters never die, they just waist away.


Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.


Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!


Is it time for your medication or mine?


Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.


Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.

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