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Joke Topic - 'Elected'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Elected'.


A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.

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What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.


Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.


Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie who?
Annie body at home?


What did the aardvark call his dog?


If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?


How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.


Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.

Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

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