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Joke Topic - 'Elected'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Elected'.

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A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.


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Magicians

What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.
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Unwilling

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
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Job

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
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Succeed

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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Whales

Save the whales - collect the whole set
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Going

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
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Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
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French

Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.

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