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Joke Topic - 'Elected'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Elected'.

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A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.


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Marble

My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.
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Dieting

Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
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Incompetence

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
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Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Medication

Is it time for your medication or mine?
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Cooks

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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Wives

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.

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