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Joke Topic - 'Elected'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Elected'.

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A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.


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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
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Dogs

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
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Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
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Dogs

What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
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Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Books

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
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Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

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