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Joke Topic - 'Elected'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Elected'.

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A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.


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Where do fish wash?
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Airplanes

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