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Joke Topic - 'Elect'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Elect'.

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Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.
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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!


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Bridge

If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.
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Friendly

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
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Money

My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'
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Scottish

Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
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Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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Girlfriends

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
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Chocolate

What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
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Dogs

What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.

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