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Joke Topic - 'Elect'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Elect'.

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Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.
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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!


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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Cold

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
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Haunted

How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
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Ghost

Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!
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Lawyers

Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!
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Fishing

What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?
Rod!
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Snowmen

What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.
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Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
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Tidy

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.

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