Joke Topic - 'Elect'

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.

Eye drops off shelf

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.

Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?