Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bridge
If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.
Friendly
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
Money
My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'
Scottish
Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
Vampires
What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
Girlfriends
What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
Chocolate
What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
Dogs
What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.