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Joke Topic - 'Elect'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Elect'.

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Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.
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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!


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School

Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.
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Similarity

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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Calf

What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?
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Road

What's that up the road? A head?
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Clothes

Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.
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Whales

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
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Birds

Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.

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