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Joke Topic - 'Elect'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Elect'.
Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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Donuts
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
A Cubicle
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Word
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Errors
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
Dress
Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Weddings
My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.
Postmen
Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
Your Apology
I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.
We accept your apology.
Tarzan
Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
In a jungle sale.
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