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Joke Topic - 'Elect'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Elect'.

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Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.
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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!


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Donuts

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
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A Cubicle

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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Word

What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Errors

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
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Dress

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
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Weddings

My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.
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Postmen

Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
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Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.
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Tarzan

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.

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