Joke Topic - 'Elect'

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.

How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.

Eye drops off shelf

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.