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Joke Topic - 'Elect'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Elect'.

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Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.
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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
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Husband

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
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Revenge

How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
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Bees

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
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Sherlock Holmes

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.
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Eyes

Eye drops off shelf
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Fast

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
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Dracula

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.

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