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Joke Topic - 'Elderly'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Elderly'.

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Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"
Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"


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Bell

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.
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Tourists

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
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Bankers

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
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Pigs

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
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Trombone

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
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Currents

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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Vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.

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