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Joke Topic - 'Elbow'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Elbow'.

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What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.


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Cows

Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
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Robbers

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
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Months

Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.
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Student

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
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Blondes

I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.
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Batman

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.
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Fat

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
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Dracula

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
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Sorry

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."

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