Joke Topic - 'Elbow'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Elbow'.

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.

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Crepes

Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.

How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.

Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!

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