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Joke Topic - 'Elbow'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Elbow'.

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What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.


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Crepes

Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.
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Drink

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
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Skeletons

How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
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Psychiatrists

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.
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A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Music

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
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Wolf

Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.
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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!

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