Joke Topic - 'Elbow'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Elbow'.

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Cows

Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.

Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."

This is page 1 of 1