Joke Topic - 'Egyptian'

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.

Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.

Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.

What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."

Billy: Why did you quit your job at the toffee factory?
Joe: I bit off more than I could chew.