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Joke Topic - 'Egyptian'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Egyptian'.

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What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.


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Time Travel

There's no future in time travel
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
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Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
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Feet

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.
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School

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Middle Name

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
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Daughter

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!

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