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Joke Topic - 'Egyptian'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Egyptian'.


What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.

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Time Travel

There's no future in time travel


Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds

Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?


Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!


"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"


Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.


Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Middle Name

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.


She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!

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