Joke Topic - 'Egyptian'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Egyptian'.

What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.

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Barman

Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked that's why I'm knocking.

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.

Debate about hanging suspended

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline

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