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Joke Topic - 'Egyptian'


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What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.


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Barman

Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
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Clocks

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Locked

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked that's why I'm knocking.
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A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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Debate

Debate about hanging suspended
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Water

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
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Experts

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline

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