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Joke Topic - 'Egyptian'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Egyptian'.

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What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.


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Computers

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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Birds

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Husband

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
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Spaghetti

Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
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Bees

Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
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Computers

What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.
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Doctors

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."
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Factory

Billy: Why did you quit your job at the toffee factory?
Joe: I bit off more than I could chew.

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