Joke Topic - 'Egyptian'

There's no future in time travel

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.

Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!