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Joke Topic - 'Egypt'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Egypt'.

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I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.


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Drink

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
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Creatures

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
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Cars

Do me a favor...Steal this car.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Policemen

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
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Father Christmas

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.

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