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Joke Topic - 'Egypt'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Egypt'.

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I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.


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Spiders

What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
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Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
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Friendship

30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
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Wife

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
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Mother

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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Abbreviation

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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Eyes

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
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River

Denial: A river in Egypt!

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