Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Drink
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Ghosts
Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are
at work?
Day scare centers.
Creatures
Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
Cars
Do me a favor...Steal this car.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Doctors
My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
Policemen
Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
Father Christmas
What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.