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Joke Topic - 'Egypt'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Egypt'.
I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
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Musicians
How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Dandruff
Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
Cows
What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
Watch moovies!
Stamps
How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
12
Cats
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
Because of its bark.
Football
Football is only a game - until your team loses.
Elephants
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
A pair of swimming trunks.
Wives
Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Driveway
His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.
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