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Joke Topic - 'Egypt'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Egypt'.


I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don who?
Don take me for granted.


Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?


Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.


Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."


Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.


What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.


Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.


Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand


Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.

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