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Joke Topic - 'Egypt'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Egypt'.

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I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.


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Musicians

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
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Dandruff

Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
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Cows

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
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Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
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Cats

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Football

Football is only a game - until your team loses.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
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Wives

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
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Driveway

His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.

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