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Joke Topic - 'Egypt'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Egypt'.

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I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.


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Cars

If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.
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Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
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Complaining

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
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Builders

Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?
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Salary

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Policeman

Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
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Fish

Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.
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Rush

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.

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