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Joke Topic - 'Egypt'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Egypt'.


I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.


Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.


Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.


Do me a favor...Steal this car.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.


My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'


Old policemen never die, they just cop out.


Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.

Father Christmas

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.

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