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Joke Topic - 'Egypt'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Egypt'.

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I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.


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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Mother

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Cows

Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
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Cats

What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
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Programmers

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
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Recovered

Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.

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