Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cars
If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.
Cows
Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
Complaining
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
Builders
Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?
Salary
"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
Ducks
What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
Policeman
Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that
bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
Fish
Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.
Rush
Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.