Joke Topic - 'Eggs' - 2

The doctor said to this chap, 'I'm afraid you've only got five minutes left to live.'
The chap said, 'Doctor that's terrible. What can you do for me?'
The doctor said, 'I'll boil you an egg if you like.'

There were these two eggs in the monastery frying pan. One said to the other, 'You know something? Any minute now it's going to be out of the frying pan into the friar.'

Two guys go into a small diner for breakfast, the waitress comes up and asks for their order. "I'll have two eggs over easy, toast, and juice." the first man says. "And I'll have two eggs scrambled, toast, and juice in a clean glass" says the other. The waitress comes some time later and asks "...now who gets the clean glass?"

What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.

Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.