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Joke Topic - 'Egg'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Egg'.

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What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
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What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
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What kind of a guy was Humpty Dumpty?
He was a good egg.
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When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.


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Horses

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play
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Postmen

Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
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Kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
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Wife

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Ducks

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
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Consultants

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?

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