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Joke Topic - 'Egg'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Egg'.
What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
A boom-meringue.
What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
The Loch Ness pongster.
When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
When it is being beaten.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Chickens
Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
Too long to go around.....
Mistakes
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Girlfriends
Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
Chicken
What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
A poultrygeist.
Blondes
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
A: A dope ring.
Monsters
What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
Try and cheer him up.
Monsters
What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
Frankenpine.
The Ark
Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
Dogs
What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
A bark-itect.
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