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Joke Topic - 'Egg'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Egg'.


What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.

What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.

What kind of a guy was Humpty Dumpty?
He was a good egg.

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats who?
Beats me.


Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.


Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.


Football is only a game - until your team loses.


A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.


History does not repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other.


Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.


What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?


Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

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