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Joke Topic - 'Egg'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Egg'.


What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.

What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.

What kind of a guy was Humpty Dumpty?
He was a good egg.

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.

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What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play


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When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.

King Kong

Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.


My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.

A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake


What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.


Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.


Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?

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