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Joke Topic - 'Egg'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Egg'.

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What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
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What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
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When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.


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Violin

What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
Fiddler on the hoof.
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Banks

I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.
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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
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Corn

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.
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Peace And Quiet

Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.
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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
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Politicians

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.

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