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Joke Topic - 'Egg'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Egg'.
What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
A boom-meringue.
What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
The Loch Ness pongster.
What kind of a guy was Humpty Dumpty?
He was a good egg.
He was a good egg.
When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
When it is being beaten.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
The Meek
The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?
Door
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
Golf Balls
Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!
They don't have steering wheels!
Politicians
During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
A: An air bag.
Trains
Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
It's just the ticket.
Deja Vu
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
Didn't I see you yesterday?
Tablecloths
DINER: How often do you change the
tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
Better Judgement
Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
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