Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Horses
What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play
Postmen
Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
Kings
When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
King Kong
Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
Wife
My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
A Mistake
I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
Ducks
What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
Ghosts
Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
Consultants
Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?