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Joke Topic - 'Egg'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Egg'.

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What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
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What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
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When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.


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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
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Mistakes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Chicken

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
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Monsters

What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
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Monsters

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.

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