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Joke Topic - 'Egg'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Egg'.
What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
A boom-meringue.
What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
The Loch Ness pongster.
When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
When it is being beaten.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Violin
What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
Fiddler on the hoof.
Fiddler on the hoof.
Banks
I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.
Football
Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
Because its full of fans.
Corn
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
Horses
What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.
Donkey Oatey.
Peace And Quiet
Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.
Birthdays
He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
He remembered it.
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
Politicians
The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
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