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Joke Topic - 'Egg'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Egg'.

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What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
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What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
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What kind of a guy was Humpty Dumpty?
He was a good egg.
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When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.


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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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Chocolate

He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
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Bald

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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Park

Now where did I park my hard drive?
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Stairs

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'
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Lawyers

What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
Run and find some more cement!
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Vampire

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
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Cats

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

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