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Joke Topic - 'Effort'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Effort'.

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Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?


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Lawyers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.
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Cinderella

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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A Bad Stomach

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.
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Elephants

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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Criticism

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.

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