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Joke Topic - 'Effort'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Effort'.

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Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?


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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
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Drunk

Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Ancestors

Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
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A Minute

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
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Light Bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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Basketball

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
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Clouds

What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.

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