Joke Topic - 'Effort'

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.

He's a few yards short of the hole.

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.