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Joke Topic - 'Eel'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Eel'.

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.


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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
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Born Free

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.
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Vegetables

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
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Witches

What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.
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Robbers

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
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Skeleton

Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
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Lawyers

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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Pigs

Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!
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Dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.

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