Joke Topic - 'Eel'

My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.

Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.

How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.