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Joke Topic - 'Eel'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Eel'.

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.


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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Gorillas

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?
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Matrimony

"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
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Marriage

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
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Steak

Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
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Texas

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.
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Cat

Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla

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