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Joke Topic - 'Economists'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Economists'.


How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.

Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.

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