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Joke Topic - 'Economists'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Economists'.


How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.

Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.


What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).


Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.


Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.


How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.


'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'


What key went to college?
A Yale.


Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?


Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!

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