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Joke Topic - 'Economists' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Economists'.
How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
2>None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
2>None. If the light bulb needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
The newly-qualified doctor was thrilled to be allowed to accompany the famous surgeon on his daily hospital rounds. He answered enthusiastically whenever his opinion was asked for, completely undaunted by the fact that his diagnoses were consistently wrong. In desperation, the surgeon took him aside and asked him: 'Have you ever considered becoming an economist?'
3>Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.
1>To make weather forecasters look good.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
1>Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
Cars
Do me a favor: Steal this car.
1>America
What is found in the middle of America and Australia? The letter R.
1>Accountants
Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
1>Parents
I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
1>Mice
What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
1>A squeak that oils itself.
Witches
What do witches sing at Christmas?
'Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy.'
1>'Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy.'
Cannibals
What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
1>They toast the bride and groom.
Judges
Judge: 'Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: 'Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end...'
1>Prisoner: 'Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end...'