Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cargo
Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo,
and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?
Goats
Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
Boat
Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport
Friendship
30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
Relatives
Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
Flies
What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
Burglar
What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.
Girlfriends
I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
Christmas
You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.