Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - E / Joke Topic - Economists - 1

Joke Topic - 'Economists'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Economists'.

$text4

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
$text4

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
$text4

Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Pizza

Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
$text4

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
$text4

Experts

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
$text4

Pool

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.
$text4

Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.
$text4

Bees

What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.
$text4

Keep

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.
$text4

Teachers

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
$text4

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

This is page 1 of 1