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Joke Topic - 'Economists'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Economists'.


How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.

Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.

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Light Bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.


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What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
Run and find some more cement!

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