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Joke Topic - 'Economists' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Economists'.
How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
None. If the light bulb needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
The newly-qualified doctor was thrilled to be allowed to accompany the famous surgeon on his daily hospital rounds. He answered enthusiastically whenever his opinion was asked for, completely undaunted by the fact that his diagnoses were consistently wrong. In desperation, the surgeon took him aside and asked him: 'Have you ever considered becoming an economist?'
Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.
To make weather forecasters look good.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Politicians
Why don't political leaders have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
Girlfriends
Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
George: No, it's just imagination.
Blondes
What work does a blonde do in an M&M factory? Proofreading.
Babies
Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.
Because it always has a rattle.
Lawyers
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
From chasing parked ambulances.
Cars
Men are like Used Cars.
Both are easy to get, cheap, and they prove to be unreliable.
Both are easy to get, cheap, and they prove to be unreliable.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you, sir, I would recommend a diet.
For you, sir, I would recommend a diet.
Parties
What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
A cellar-bration.
Hair
Is that your hair, or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?