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Joke Topic - 'Economists'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Economists'.

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How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
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Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.


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Thieves

What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.
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Sail

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
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Light Bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
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Snowmen

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
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Tougher

State Legislators Want Tougher Death Penalty
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Man

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Lawyers

What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
Run and find some more cement!

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