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Joke Topic - 'Economists'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Economists'.

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How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
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Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.


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Cargo

Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?
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Goats

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
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Boat

Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport
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Friendship

30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
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Relatives

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Burglar

What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
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Christmas

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.

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