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Joke Topic - 'Economists'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Economists'.
How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.
To make weather forecasters look good.
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A crime wave.
A crime wave.
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Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.
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Sail
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How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
Snowmen
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
Snowflakes!
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What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
'I do.'
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You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Lawyers
What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in
cement?
Run and find some more cement!
Run and find some more cement!
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