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Joke Topic - 'Economist'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Economist'.


The newly-qualified doctor was thrilled to be allowed to accompany the famous surgeon on his daily hospital rounds. He answered enthusiastically whenever his opinion was asked for; completely undaunted by the fact that his diagnoses were consistently wrong. In desperation, the surgeon took him aside and asked him: "Have you ever considered becoming an economist?"

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