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Joke Topic - 'Economist'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Economist'.

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The newly-qualified doctor was thrilled to be allowed to accompany the famous surgeon on his daily hospital rounds. He answered enthusiastically whenever his opinion was asked for; completely undaunted by the fact that his diagnoses were consistently wrong. In desperation, the surgeon took him aside and asked him: "Have you ever considered becoming an economist?"


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Mosquito

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
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Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
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Bankrupt

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Bed

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Judge

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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Cows

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
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Witches

Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.
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Cemetery

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

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