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Joke Topic - 'Economist'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Economist'.

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The newly-qualified doctor was thrilled to be allowed to accompany the famous surgeon on his daily hospital rounds. He answered enthusiastically whenever his opinion was asked for; completely undaunted by the fact that his diagnoses were consistently wrong. In desperation, the surgeon took him aside and asked him: "Have you ever considered becoming an economist?"


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
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What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
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Work

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
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Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.
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