Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Father Christmas
Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
Teachers
Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
Pigs
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
Indigestion
Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
Boss
Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
Money
Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
Buried At Sea
Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Snooker
John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
Lawyers
What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.