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Joke Topic - 'Economic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Economic'.

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You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.


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Ducks

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs bunny.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.
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Car Drivers

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
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Cattle

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.

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