Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Christmas
Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
Billiards
Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!
Christmas
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Dumb
Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
Job
I like my job it's the work I hate.
Teachers
Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
Idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
Break
What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.
Vampires
What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.