Joke Topic - 'Economic'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Economic'.

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.

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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!

I like my job it's the work I hate.

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.

What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.

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