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Joke Topic - 'Economic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Economic'.

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You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.


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Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
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Teachers

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
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Pigs

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
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Indigestion

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
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Buried At Sea

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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Snooker

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
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Lawyers

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.

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