Joke Topic - 'Economic'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Economic'.

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.

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Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.

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