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Joke Topic - 'Ebenezer Scrooge'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ebenezer Scrooge'.

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Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.


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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!
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A Skeleton

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
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Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
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Physchiatrists

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
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Bats

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
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Psychics

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Brain

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

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