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Joke Topic - 'Ebenezer Scrooge'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ebenezer Scrooge'.

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Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.


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Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Scottish

How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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Read

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Biscuits

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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Stonemason

Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.
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Cows

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.

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