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Joke Topic - 'Ebenezer Scrooge'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ebenezer Scrooge'.

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Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.


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Ghosts

What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?
Boo-boos.
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Cow

Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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Bees

How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
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Sarcasm

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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Pigs

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.
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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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Scotsmen

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.

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