Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Diplomacy
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
Ghosts
Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.
Break
What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.
Piano
How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
Laryngitis
What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.
The Lottery
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?
Bees
What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?
Ponies
Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.
A Pencil
What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.