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Joke Topic - 'Eating'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Eating'.

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What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"


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Cats

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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Hen

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
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Bed

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Politicians

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Psychics

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Rob

Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Ghosts

What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.

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