Joke Topic - 'Eating'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Eating'.

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"

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Dishwasher

My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.

A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Juliet who?
Juliet me in or not!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.

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