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Joke Topic - 'Eating'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Eating'.

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What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"


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Prison

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
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Dogs

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
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Witches

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'
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Football

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.
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The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Computers

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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Drummers

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.

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