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Joke Topic - 'Eat'

Here are 13 jokes on the topic - 'Eat'.


A little girl named Sally loved to eat animal crackers. Her mom took her to the store and bought her some. When they got home, Sally started taking out all the animal crackers from the box and laid them all out on the table. Her mother asked why she was doing that.
Sally replied, "I'm looking for the seal. The box says if the seal is broken, don't eat it."

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.

This girl cannibal took her boyfriend home to meet her mum. She said, 'Mum, what do you think of him?'
Her mum said, 'Lovely dear. He looks good enough to eat.'

Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.

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