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Joke Topic - 'Eat Out'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Eat Out'.

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You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
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Vampire

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
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Donuts

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
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Dogs

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Dentists

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Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.

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