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Joke Topic - 'Eat Out'


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You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.


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Friday

He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
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Spiders

What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Light Bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
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Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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Hypochondriacs

Hypochondriacs make me sick
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.

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