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Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
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Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.


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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
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Opinions

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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Candles

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
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Blacksmith

Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
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The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Dog

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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Drink

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.

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