Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - E / Joke Topics - Eat / Eat - 2
Joke Topic - 'Eat' - 2
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Eat'.
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
It had a suite tooth.
Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
Because they are so filling.
Why do vampires never get fat?
They eat necks to nothing.
They eat necks to nothing.
Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Wives
Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
Frog
What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
A hoppy meal.
Human
To err is human, to moo bovine.
Driving
Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Cargo
Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo,
and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?
Bananas
Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
Because they hang around in bunches.
Policeman
Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that
bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
Teletubby
What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
A tubby
Breakfast
What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
A cereal!