Joke Topic - 'Eat' - 2

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Eat'.

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.

Why do vampires never get fat?
They eat necks to nothing.

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut keep me waiting here!

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?

Doctor: I want to take your appendix out this evening.
Patient: That's okay with me, but please don't bring it home too late.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).

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