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Joke Topic - 'Eat' - 2

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Eat'.


Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.

Why do vampires never get fat?
They eat necks to nothing.

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.

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What is black and white and red all over?
A book.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.


How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.


Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!


What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?


My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.


Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.


Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.


Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

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