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Joke Topic - 'Eat' - 2

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Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.

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Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.


If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.


Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.


Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.

Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?

The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.


My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.


What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.


Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.

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