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Joke Topic - 'Eat' - 2

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Eat'.


Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.

Why do vampires never get fat?
They eat necks to nothing.

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.

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Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.


What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.


To err is human, to moo bovine.


Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.


Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?


Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.


Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'


What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby


What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!

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