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Joke Topic - 'Eat' - 2

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Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.

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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.


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Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.

Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.


Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.


I came, I saw, I did a little shopping


How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.


What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.


What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!

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