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Joke Topic - 'Earth'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Earth'.

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I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
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Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting


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Teachers

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.
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Programming

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Roads

Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
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Soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
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Mouse

Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
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Bees

How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
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Village

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
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Mummies

Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.

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