Joke Topic - 'Earth' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Earth'.

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!

Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes, but I'm only visiting

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I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.

What did the dentist see when he visited the North Pole?
A molar bear.

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.

How does a witch know what time it is?
With a witch watch.

Why was the blonde tiptoeing past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.

What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neighbor.