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Joke Topic - 'Earth'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Earth'.

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I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
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Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting


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Politicians

During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.
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Christmas Presents

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.
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Computers

What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.
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A Woman

What do you call a woman who climbs up walls?
Ivy.
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Questions

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
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Farmers

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
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Soon

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia very soon.
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Enthusiasm

Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
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Thought

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

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