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Joke Topic - 'Earth'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Earth'.


I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!

Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting

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How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.


What do you call a baby ant?
An inf-ant.


What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.


The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'

King Kong

Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.


Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.


What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.


Predestination was doomed to failure from the start


Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

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