Joke Topic - 'Earth'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Earth'.

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!

Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Boxing

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.

I used to think.
What made you stop?

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.

What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.

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