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Joke Topic - 'Earth'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Earth'.

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I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
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Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting


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Bees

How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
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Ant

What do you call a baby ant?
An inf-ant.
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Cows

What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
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Horses

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
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King Kong

Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
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People

Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
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Failure

Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
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Waiter

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

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