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Joke Topic - 'Earth'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Earth'.


I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!

Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting

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The coroner said it was sewercide.


Lead me not into temptation -- I can find it for myself.


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A kennel club.


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I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'


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It's been a very trying day!


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.


What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!

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