Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
Girlfriends
My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
Crepes
Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.
A Postage Stamp
What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.
Feet
Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.
Fish
Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
Fish
Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
Light Bulbs
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
Wedding Anniversary
Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.