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Joke Topic - 'Ears'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ears'.

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How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!


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Dogs

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
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Crepes

Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.
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A Postage Stamp

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.
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Feet

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.
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Fish

Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
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Fish

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
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Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.

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