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Joke Topic - 'Ears'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ears'.


How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!

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Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.


Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.


Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.


Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'


What's another word for Thesaurus?


Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.


Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?


When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?

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