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Joke Topic - 'Ears'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ears'.


How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!

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Where do footballers dance?
At a football.


What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.


What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.


When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.


Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.

A Skeleton

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.


Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.

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