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Joke Topic - 'Ears'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ears'.

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How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!


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Football

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.
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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Fleas

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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Mumble

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
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Dracula

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
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A Skeleton

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.

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